Flip It

How do you spell wuss.

Well, here's a hint. It is also a twofer. You start with a B and end with an S as in Bernie Sanders. Sanders has noticeably cornered the market on both. Hilary conspired against Bernie as did his party--proved by the DNC leaked emails--and though he won't publicly admit it he was ordered out of the race. That's how you spell ultimatum. Now the queen of lies has apparently leaked a word about Sanders' policies, supposedly calling them "false promises" and the Vermont wuss does what socialist wusses do: he is still going to support her though he did muster an admission he was disturbed by it.

Bernie's been familiar with the state of being disturbed for a long time. One can only guess the bullies of his party must have threatened to repossess his new lakeside home.

"Endorse her or else!"

"Or else what?"

"We'll take back the money and the house!"

"Both? That's not how I remember the deal."

"That's the way it is."

"You got a coin?"

"Sure.  But what ya need one for?  Hardly anybody carries them today. Haven't heard about lost purchasing power?

"Flip it.

"Ok."

"Heads I get to keep both and tails I get to keep both."