Inside an upscale hotel room in a famous large southern city, one recently hit with the worst storm in its colorful history, a prominent news anchor is frantically talking on the phone with one of his engineers.
NA: Anybody see that body floating past?
E: No, man! Are you in the flooded area?
NA: Hell no, I don't even like water...
E: What's all this floating body crap?
NA: I just looked out my hotel window and there it was, floating past.
E: No fake wires attached, nothin? Outside the Ritz?
NA: No, man...and I'm not smoking anything either.
E: Are you sure Joe Biden hasn't checked in?
NA: Naw!
E: Shit, man...you better report that on the news tonight.
NA: You like it, huh? Gotta make it real!
And as they say, this and the rest of the story is fabricated MSM history.
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